I should be doing my civics project right now but instead I'm posting this
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That's fantastic news! :D
i'm posting here instead of... wait i haven't anything to do! yeah!
is that a cyclobear? lol
i should be working on my flash but instead im looking at porn.....i mean, wait, NO!
i could be using my dads credit card to go buy stuff but instead i am writing comics
I should be writing about the maltese falcon but instead I am looking at bears.
I AM A BANANA!
I haven't got a cat.
Cool drawing...
Quick, Civics test!
Without looking at your book or another site answer the following questions:
1.-20. List the cabinet positions and people who hold these positions at the present time.
21.-29. Give the names of the justices of the Supreme Court.
30.-51. Tell the provisions to each of the amendments to the Constitution.
52. What is the Bill of Rights?
53. Who is the President of the United States?
54. Who is the Vice President of the United States?
55. What is unwritten law?
56. Two things necessary to any government are ____ and _____.
57. The plan for the U.S. government is the _____.
58. A constitutional law is ______.
59. An unconsititutional law is _____.
60. A law is declared unconsitutional by the _____.
61. A President choose a cabinet in order to _____.
62. The Constitution grants all law making power to the _____.
63 -64. The two houses of Congress are _____.
65. The Constitution established two houses of Congress because...
66. The number of Representatives is determined by ______.
67. The Speaker of the House is _____.
68. The number of Senators from each state is ____.
69. A Senator is elected for ____ years.
70. The presiding officer for the Senate is ___________.
71. The Vice President doesn't have a vote in the Senate unless...
72. A president pro tempore is ______.
73. The life of each Congress is _____.
74. Congress convenes in regular session on ______.
75. The President may call Congress to special session at _______.
76. The power to enforce laws is given to ______.
77. The President's term in office is _____.
78. If a President dies he is succeeded by _______.
79. The President must be a ________ citizen.
80. How old must the President be?
81. The oath of the President is administered by _______.
82. The President takes office on _______.
83. The President can make treaties if _______.
84. The highest law of the land is ______.
85. The Supreme court may annul laws if _____.
86. A quorun in Congress is _____.
87. A filibuster is _____.
88. The number of Supreme Court justices is ______.
89. A writ of habeas coupus is ______.
90. A bill of attainder is ______.
91. An ex post facto law is ______.
92. A reprieve is _______.
93. A pardon is ______.
94. Who regulates inter-state comerse?
95. What is naturalization?
96. What is piracy?
97. Does a dictator consider the welfare of the people?
98. Can a government function without a power to raise money?
99. Do wealth and power alone make a nation happy?
100. Write the Preamble to the Constitution.
*** I actually took the time to write all of this out. This was not a copy/paste job***
lol i don't know any of this partly because I live in Canada and partly because if they taught it to us I probably wouldn't be listening
Cock joke.
~A reply to Lambinvoker's message~
Did it without my book! A+ Please!
1.-20. on top of my stove, under my sink, in the corner of my kitchen.
21.-29. superman
30.-51. diping the pen in ink
52. A bill that takes you rights away (I.E. gas bill, eletric bill)
53. Satin
54. Mr. Anti-Crist
55. Loopuls that land you in jail
56. Two things necessary to any government are crime and corruption.
57. The plan for the U.S. government is the "make it up as you go along plan".
58. A constitutional law is unfair.
59. An unconsititutional law is still unfair.
60. A law is declared unconsitutional by the oil compenys.
61. A President choose a cabinet in order to hold dishes.
62. The Constitution grants all law making power to liers.
63 -64. The two houses of Congress are condoes.
65. The Constitution established two houses of Congress because... there weren't enough bathrooms
66. The number of Representatives is determined by how much sex people have.
67. The Speaker of the House is a boom-box.
68. The number of Senators from each state is 56.
69. A Senator is elected for -2 years.
70. The presiding officer for the Senate is awsome.
71. The Vice President doesn't have a vote in the Senate unless god desends from heven and kicks george w bush in the balls.
72. A president pro tempore is a president who supports tempore-tantrums.
73. The life of each Congress is 1000 years in hell.
74. Congress convenes in regular session in a evil volcano base.
75. The President may call Congress to special session at across the street.
76. The power to enforce laws is given to chuck norris.
77. The President's term in office is as strait as an oval.
78. If a President dies he is succeeded by his zombie.
79. The President must be a illeagle citizen.
80. How old must the President be? Old enough to get drunk and press a butten
81. The oath of the President is administered by magical hobbits.
82. The President takes office on an indian graveyard.
83. The President can make treaties if it's holloween.
84. The highest law of the land is on mt.everest.
85. The Supreme court may annul laws if thers gay.
86. A quorun in Congress is boring.
87. A filibuster is when someone wont shut up.
88. The number of Supreme Court justices is 1.
89. A writ of habeas coupus is ___Huh?___.
90. A bill of attainder is What steak costs.
91. An ex post facto law is when someone get the fat sucked out of them.
92. A reprieve is Elit Spitzer.
93. A pardon is when someone burps.
94. Who regulates inter-state comerse? who would build a bank on an inter-state?
95. What is naturalization? To hot for TV
96. What is piracy? Arrrr
97. Does a dictator consider the welfare of the people? Yes, very brefly
98. Can a government function without a power to raise money? Ha, I was right there are money farms!
99. Do wealth and power alone make a nation happy? ...wealth alone makes me happy
100. Write the Preamble to the Constitution. the preable to the constitution
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Wtf is he doing.
~A reply to muffin1's message~
You, sir, just made my day. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
Nogfish
I should be doing video homework :C